Well, hi, there.
How are you? That’s nice (… or that’s too bad).
I am doing fine, thanks for asking. Yeah, I have little trips planned out; something like a job, taking photographs, and so… that’s good.
What? You did not ask? You don’t really care that much about my life?! Why are you here?!Oh… yeah, the song thingy. OK. Here goes: This is God Help The Girl with Funny Little Frog